Hello, my fellow Z-A-D-Fers! This is ~JoeMerl, your new Club President! (…Or, wait…should it be “Tallest?” “Swollen Eyeball Agent?” You know what, let’s go with "Presidentman." Sticks to the Ziminess while still making the point. Anyway, moving on…

You may be thinking to yourself—“Wait a minute. ~JoeMerl isn’t *JoyWillCome. He’s just some n00b, and his icon has Keef of all people! What happened?” Well, I’m sad to report that our Former Presidentwoman Joy is not longer with us. She’s over there *points* in the politics section of the site, poking fun at President Obama. Basically, she just lost interest with this fandom and decided to bequeath this club (and our sister club, ~Z-A-D-E), to me, based on my excellent qualifications. …I was the first to ask her. Sorry.

Anyway, as you’ve probably noticed, I’m inheriting this club after a very looooong hiatus, so please excuse me if it takes a while to get things here in order. I have some plans I want to try—redesign the page a bit, maybe do a contest—but for now, I just want to get my bearings: for example, who’s still here?! How many of our quondam members have left this site or lost interest in this club, never to return? If you’re still alive, please comment to this entry, if only so I know how many members this club truly has. Also, if you’ve asked to join before and I don’t put you up in the next day or so, please just tell me, cause you probably just got lost in the shuffle.

I’m looking forward to a great experience for this club. Hope you are too!

—~JoeMerl

P.S.: If you also happen to be a member of , don’t bother reading its new journal entry, it pretty much says the same thing as this. But please comment there too!